Coined by Billy Flynn, trash bacon is a noun that perfectly describes exes that keep coming back around trying to get back together with you. It’s like bacon, it’s so tempting but you should’ve left it in the trash where you put it.
Girl, I’m having a total trash bacon moment here, John keeps texting me, what should I do?
Friend: Um, take out the trash.
Friend: Um, take out the trash.
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The character used by Inaros in Sorties & Sentients, a fictional spinoff of DnD and a video created by voice actor and Warframe content creator Omni Voice. Francis Bacon is a rouge Nidus, and the character sheet is just Inaros's diver's licence. The first act of Francis Bacon comes after the party rescues a "gorgeous Tenno woman" from three bandits. The first thing Francis Bacon asks after she is saved is "Does she have any food? Francis Bacon is hungry. He wants food." And thus, they received some food instead of a family heirloom. Francis Bacon describes this as a "fine reward for such a heroic deed". After Vauban, the acting DM, points out that they could have sold said object for 100g. Francis Bacon then describes himself as a non-materialist. After this is an encounter with a "fearsome chromatic dragon", the cave collapses, leaving time to gather only one thing that is not in their inventory already. Despite his self-proclaimed non-materialism, he grabs the toes from the dragon's corpse because he "thought they would be neat." The rest of the party points this out, but he responds with "Francis Bacon is a complex character." In their encounter with the dark lord of the land in his throne room, Francis decides he wants the big glass orb full of 10,000 years of dark energy, and gets a nat 1 on the dexterity check, causing him to drop it, and the orb to shatter. Half of the solar system is disintegrated. The end.
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father: son, your bloody report card is here.
son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
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Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.
Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
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"I went to my favorite cafe earlier, they have this new blend of chai that's so bacon!"
"Have you never seen American Psycho!? Dude, that movie is totally bacon!"
"Did you see the new article on Digg about Trent Reznor? You should check it out, 'cause Trent is made of pure bacon."
"Honey, for our anniversary this year, we are going to do everything you want to do, 'cause you're bacon - and I love you for being so bacon."
"Have you never seen American Psycho!? Dude, that movie is totally bacon!"
"Did you see the new article on Digg about Trent Reznor? You should check it out, 'cause Trent is made of pure bacon."
"Honey, for our anniversary this year, we are going to do everything you want to do, 'cause you're bacon - and I love you for being so bacon."
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François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
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François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
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