Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Awkwardtunity

Consistent, constant opportunity for relentless awkwardness

The prostitute and cop offered me an awkwardtunity of a lifetime... So, I said, "Sure, without doubt."

by Awk Tunity July 4, 2022

awkweird

a situation that generates both awkwardness and weirdness

It was awkweird when John, several years after his divorce from Stepfany, began browsing online dating profiles of available women in his area, and stumbled upon intimate photos of his ex.

by Professor Conundrum August 21, 2022

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by Snnsms August 31, 2022

Awkward

Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.

Well this is awkward ...
Will I survive a fall from a bathroom window on the third floor?

by Aaaaaaargh February 14, 2023

Awkweird

Awkward AND weird.

I tried crystal meth last week for the first time! it gave me energy, but it also made me completely awkweird…

by WonRace November 10, 2022

Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.

Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.

by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023