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awkwardtunity

There are no more seats left and someone offers they're lap to you. That's an awkwardtunity.

You forgot to wear deodorant and your friend offers you theirs. Awkwardtunity.
awkwardtunity by Jaella08 October 23, 2011
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Awkwardtunity

Consistent, constant opportunity for relentless awkwardness
The prostitute and cop offered me an awkwardtunity of a lifetime... So, I said, "Sure, without doubt."
Awkwardtunity by Awk Tunity July 4, 2022
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Awkwartunity

Various opportunities one faces throughout the day to either be awkward or evade social comprimising.
-That girl meant to wave to the kid behind me, I had no idea.
-Another successful Awkwartunity
Awkwartunity by OneLove1 April 5, 2010

Awkwartunity

an awkward opportunity; usually occurs at but not restricted to social events.

1) A situation when you are so starstruck by the person with whom you have just made acquaintance, that you proceed to fumble words, use 'um' a lot, and are generally awkward.
2) When you are being offered an amazing opportunity but the conversation of details is cut short by an interruption such as "an important call". The conversation is then stopped and is never to be continued and the opportunity falls impossibly out of reach.
3) A typical rom-com meeting situation where you literally run into the person you've had a crush on for the longest time or the person you'll love for the rest of your life (could be same person), you unintentionally expose something embarrassing to them, or any similar situation.
I just met him the other day when I came out of the bathroom and he walked over to tell me that I had a toilet paper tail. We have a date next Friday. It was a total awkwartunity!
Awkwartunity by andirou April 23, 2013
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