type impediment

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.

The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?

by royston white May 15, 2014

type 2 virgin

A person who acts and speaks like a virgin despite having had sex in life. It is often also used to refer to someone who will not have sex in the future due to their virgin-like behaviour.

He's had sex with Sally but he's still a type 2 virgin

by ethereum May 15, 2018

Type

A preference or what you look for in a significant other.

Joseph:What's your type?

Jimmy: I like tall skinny light skin girls.

by Pinky_Panda December 13, 2020

post your type day

The day you post a image or video of someone who resembles your type

Example: a celebrity, your partner etc

Central cee is my type i should post him for post your type day

by Camjune June 11, 2024

speedo typing

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.

"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake

by gojira931 September 9, 2010

caveman type

A man who is not neat and tidy. He doesn’t care if the home is neat or if it looks presentable.

The house is a mess but my husband is the caveman type so he doesn’t care.

by KRCM March 22, 2022

type shit

another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well

sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT

real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD

by Jackie:) August 3, 2024