Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018

Jake Paul

Pussy

Jake Paul is such a pussy

by j3odie June 11, 2018

Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-

by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

Jake The Viking

The best Mr Beast member. He likes string cheese

Omg it's Jake The Viking, give him string cheese.

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016

Jake Paul

A disgrace to the world of boxing and a man who has turned the sport of boxing into some type of sick joke, crushing the hearts of true boxing fans. He thinks he is pro because he fought a YouTuber who had one month of boxing trainer, a retired nba player who has no boxing talented, and a retired, overweight, UFC fighter. His brother also is a disgrace, so its in the family tree.

"Jake Paul is a disgrace to boxing."

by M.C. Awesome June 4, 2021

Jake Paul

Jake Paul gives you cancer. Don't watch his shitty ass vids

Doctor:" Why are you in the hospital?"
Kid w/ cancer:" I watched jAke PaUL!"

by whvdqcjdf November 5, 2019