To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”
by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025
Get the Shoma Techmug. A vocational school in Palmer MA that you will regret going to. Stay away from culinary. You've been warned.
by regular-dude July 28, 2023
Get the Pathfinder Techmug. Can be seen as short for technicality or technical foul. This is when a situation is used against a party that would then indicate the foul play imposed against them. The most common form of “throwing a tech” is when a female still talks to her baby’s father in a romantic or confidential way despite being in a relationship with you being her man in this instance.
This umbrellas all instances of shiest. Can also be restated when someone does something hurtful but makes it as if they did not intent to hurt, embarrass, or mislead you.
This umbrellas all instances of shiest. Can also be restated when someone does something hurtful but makes it as if they did not intent to hurt, embarrass, or mislead you.
The ****** tryna put me out the crib for the other *****. She tried to say I hit her despite knowing I would never do anything to hurt her. Now the police on the way....come get me bro before I go to jail. This ***** dun through the tech to take me out the game.
by L33tted January 1, 2021
Get the Techmug. Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023
Get the Tech Parkmug. Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
Get the Pipeline Techmug. (n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021
Get the Tech-tardedmug. A point at which all actions, communications, thoughts, and movements involve a piece of technical equipment.
If the person you are talking to on facebook chat is sitting right next to you, you are tech veggin.
If the tv is within reaching distance, but you still change the channel with the remote, you are tech veggin.
If the tv is within reaching distance, but you still change the channel with the remote, you are tech veggin.
by Vwall2006 October 25, 2010
Get the Tech Vegginmug.