Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

Top G

Sufferers of the micropenis syndrome. This term was coined by their master, Andrew Tate, with the microest of all penises, to form a micro penis army to fight teenagers on the internet. Along with the micropenis syndrome, these people are also susceptible to what is know as a 'humiliation kink'. Beware, they will ask you the color of your Bugatti while attending a 50 dollar university in the dark dungeons of their parents basement.

Top G: Who the fuck recycles pussy?
Man 1: Huh?
Top G: WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR BUGATTI BITCH?
Man 1: What's prison food like, Top G?

by gagarararasputin January 3, 2023

top-tankin

When you drain the top tank of the toilet, and proceed to lay a steaming triple-coil in it. Mainly done by rich white kids.

Dont use the washroom. i was just top tankin

by Norge March 25, 2004

top 3

Top 3 means the first 3 people u fancy

Truth or dare?

Dare
Tell us ur top 3

Um ok Justin, David, and Louis

by CRAZY KITTY KAT July 22, 2016

Top G

Some bozo with a Bugatti who got banned on all major social media platforms for being a prick.

1: "Have you seen what the Top G said today?"
2: "I don't care I'm not on Truth Social"

by Gjord August 22, 2022

top down

Bald man. No hair on the head.

That nigga has his top down today.

by rumplespunk October 30, 2007

top hole

Women's Mouth(NZ) (Vulgar).

While watching Mr and Mrs Smith
"Wow Angelina Jolie is hot - what a mouth!"
"Yeah i'd love to plug one in her top hole"

by Peter Pitt May 26, 2007