Definitions by Norge

Jack-Smack 

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.

Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.

Jack-Smack by Norge August 11, 2010

Anxiepoop 

The Anxienty created by the proximity to a toilet. The closer you get to a toilet directly correlates and affects the need to evacuate.

"I knew I should not have eaten those tacos and drove to the airport, but damn if those bastards didn't start barking up until about one block away from the house. The Anxiepoop really kicked in when I walked through the door. I almost lost it two feet from the bathroom!"

Anxiepoop by Norge August 28, 2005

Mud Button

Another phrase for anus.

"I ate way too many peanuts last night and this morning my crap came out sideways and ripped up my Mud button."

Mud Button by Norge April 8, 2005

top-tankin 

When you drain the top tank of the toilet, and proceed to lay a steaming triple-coil in it. Mainly done by rich white kids.

Dont use the washroom. i was just top tankin

top-tankin by Norge March 25, 2004