shock-ed

The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.

I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.

by Tuschar November 21, 2009

shocker

Two for the glory, one for the story!!!!

I was spitting game at her for a while. We danced for two and a half songs, then made out for half a song. We went upstairs to some bedroom. She wouldn't give me dome after like half an hour, and honestly it was getting kind of boring. I was like "fuck it, i'll give 'er the shocker." You should have seen her eyes light up. HIGH 5!!

by jockoB February 27, 2007

milk shocker

The act of one pregnant partner of a lesbian 69 who manipulates her lactating breasts in such a fashion as to make them disgorge their milky load into the vagina and rectum of the second partner.

"So i was totally scissoring with Sheila, then we switched to 69 and out of nowhere BOOM she gave me a righteous Milk Shocker" --Homework Chan

by Knowledgeispower July 3, 2008

pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out

I was fucked in the ass so hard I got a pink stocking

by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007

shocket

When you shart so violently that you rocket up out of your poopy pants and get stuck in the ceiling.

Shart+rocket=SHOCKET

Whoa! Can you get me out of the ceiling?? I shocketed again.

by Chazi July 13, 2011

Stockholm turd

a log of fecal matter that has been held in so long due to a lack of access to a bathroom that when a bathroom does finally become available the turd is reluctant to exit and has to be forced out seemingly against its will.

After being uncomfortably stuck in traffic for over an hour, I got home and pushed out a huge stockholm turd.

by FidRock January 8, 2008

Shocktoberfest

the act of performing the shocker while drinking a beer and munching a bratwurst

"Dude, lastnight i pulled off the shocktoberfest on heidi,
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"

by dr fupa December 12, 2007