slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

Sippy

Sexuality-in-progress. A SIPpy is a person who is so back-and-forth with their sexuality that no-one quite knows what they are yet.

"One month he's straight, next he's gay like it's out of style, and now he's straight again?" "Just let him be, he's just a little sippy".

by Kaehyu October 4, 2007

russian slipper

when a chick is incredibly horny, you lay her on the and kick her as hard as possible in the vagina until it is stuck. Also sometimes referred to as foot-fucking.

That chick's fucking dirty, i heard she likes russian slippers

by filthy_fucker November 1, 2008

Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

Shipping

A romantic pairing between two fictional or real life people usually in a fandom or fan base.

omg I love shipping Dan and Phil!

by teakind aka phan trash #1 September 13, 2016

skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

Cock Sippin'

A sexual position/action in which the woman rides a bmx bike with the man standing on the back pegs. Then the man flops his dick over her shoulder and she turns her head and sucks it.

A remix to Mike Jones' "Still Tippin."-
"Cock sippin' and Blow Blow. While on a HARO."

or

"Dude, yesterday I picked up Jill on my Haro bike. And I let her drive so she could be Cock Sippin'

by T9X July 9, 2009