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fellatio sandstorm 

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.

Socks and Sandals 

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.
Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals
Socks and Sandals by Kuggy August 14, 2007

Sandslapper 

Someone who while masturbating and very close to finishing, grabs a handful of sand from a bowl on his nightstand and finishes out his adventure making a sand volcano.
"Think Kyle will get any tonight? " "Not when she finds out he's a sandslapper."

sand lotting 

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.
Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*
sand lotting by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

Sand Creek 

the corn center of the world, people refer to it when they think of the corn god. The place where corn takes out teeth of local hicks.
The all mighty Corn lives in the Sand Creek.

All hail the Creek.

Call us the Muddy Stream and we'll sick the corn on you!
Sand Creek by m.valentine March 14, 2009

Sand in the Giny 

When a man is irritable for no apparant reason.

Allusion to a man acting like he is on PMS/PMT, or is as irritable as if he had sand in his vagina.
He's got Sand in the Giny
Sand in the Giny by AlganonAU January 3, 2011