Gruncle Sam

Somebody who acts gruncley all the time.

Hey did you see Gruncle Sam yesterday he wasn't allowing me to play ram ranch.

by RussianCitizen January 25, 2020

Omegle Sam

Omegle Sam is The hottest dude I’ve ever met on Omegle he has amazing hair and a handsome face. He is kind and listens to what I say even when I rant about stupid shit that has nothing to do with the conversation. His face and presence make you feel like you can trust him with anything and as far as I can tell you can. He’s absolutely adorable and is one of the only guys I’ve flirted with that actually knows how to flirt and isn’t super awkward about it.

Person 1: I should’ve fucked omegle sam last night

Person 2: damn right you should’ve fucked him... wtf are doing with ur life smh...

by jakey.wakey_ April 10, 2020

Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.

Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.

by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

sam ryan

Sam.. you're honestly everything i could ask for on this planet earth. You're very kinda hearted and you care about a lot of people and thing. ily sam ryan <3

Me: hey sam ryan, ily.
Sam; why do you even love me..?
Me; Because your everything i could ask for <3

by ilovesamryansomuch June 24, 2021

Sam bancroft

This is a large dick boy. He will fuck your lady until she screams with his balls in her bellybutton. He might like boys coz he has bummed all the girls in the world

Hey sam bancroft lets shag

by Penisboi69 February 6, 2019

Sam Locke

Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.

OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!

by Michael Myers "Nick Castle" October 20, 2021

Sam Habib

Sam Habib is a term used to refer to someone who is late for the first two weeks of school

Did you hear? That mf was 2 weeks late to the first day of school, what a Sam Habib

by _Pluh September 27, 2023