Salad-Finger

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm

Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
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Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!

by Awesomeee February 28, 2008

bat salad

The amazing sensation of finding a bat in your garden. The bat doesn't have to attack you for this to be a bat salad, but you must be scared in some way to fall in your lettuce and to your neighbors it looks like you're making a big salad on the ground and they'll ask you what you're doing and all you can say is, "BAT SALAD! BAT SALAD!"

Look hunny, that stupid son of a bitch is making another bat salad. You think he'd get falcons to keep the bats away.

by ARoark February 4, 2006

Punching a Salad

When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.

-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"

by Master of Yeybos December 6, 2009

tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

by scottyj May 30, 2003

salad 69

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.

Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah

by tim's taint December 8, 2004

Tossing The Salad

"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.

"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by ConclaveSodomy June 24, 2004

Ball Salad

Semen
A face full of semen.
The semen dripping from the corners of the mouth. Can also be taken as the white stuff or crust on the corners of the mouth.

Hey did you see that girls helping of ball salad?!

Man, my grandpa can't seem to get rid of that ball salad.

by brotherhoodracing February 23, 2010