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polk salad 

It's a plant that grows out in the woods and fields, looks kinda like a turnip green.
She would go out and pick herself a mess of polk salad, and take it home and cook it for supper
polk salad by Rory McDonnell October 3, 2003

word salad

.evidence with no true factual artifacts contained within....papers submitted as evidence written simply for supplying no information ..and based on claims rather than proof
the nunes memo was word salad for his base
word salad by guy1000001 July 22, 2018

cock caesar salad 

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

garden salad 

A mixture of the legal herb k2 and weed, otherwise known as marijuana, in a smoking device.
Hey man, let's make that weed bowl a garden salad, I got some k2.
garden salad by gardensaladscal March 28, 2010

Hotdog Salad 

Licking the outer rim of an anus while an erect penis is inserted into the anus.
Dude! Last night during that threesome with those drunk college chicks, one of them went down for a Hotdog Salad while I was pumping the other one in the butt.
Hotdog Salad by illonenolli February 23, 2009

Tuna Salad 

1 (12-ounce) can white albacore tuna, drained
2 chopped green onions
1 stalk celery, diced
1/4 cup stuffed green olives, chopped
2 tablespoons capers, diced
1/4 cup slivered almonds
1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream

1. In a mixing bowl, combine tuna, green onions, celery, green olives, capers and almonds.
2. In a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, sour cream and the Worcestershire sauce. Blend together dressing and tuna mixture.
3. Serve on bed of lettuce or your choice of fresh bread as a tuna salad sandwich.
Makes 4 servings of Tuna Salad.
Tuna Salad by Dios Noctum November 11, 2005