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Super Stoned

One who is so high, he/she can not function. This individual is so high they can only mumble, drule, feel numb, and sometimes can end up crosseyed. He/She is so high they do not make sense in anything they do. They are completly dumb.
Timmy: Dude lets smoke a huge one!

Jimmy: And get super stoned?!

Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!

Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!

Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha

Jimmy: haha why not?
by Yon Mon May 26, 2011
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Rosetta Stoned

-Blazed while listening to a Rosetta stone recording, or any language learning recording.
-Bro I was so Rosetta stoned while listening to my Spanish recording last night.
-I learned Vietnamese while I was Rosetta stoned yesterday.
by rosetta.stonedd January 29, 2015
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Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times
I'm not sucking those salty scones
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021
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Drop a Stone

Verb. An action you take to relieve yourself of a great pressure in your abdomen. Aka: go to the bathroom when you have to pee really bad. A reference to the pain of kidney stones.
Guy1: Let's go watch a movie.
Guy2: OK, but first I gotta go drop a stone.
Guy1: I told you not to drink that extra large Rockstar.
by Johnny0 October 31, 2007
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stone cold stunner

When you rub ice on your penis, then fuck your girlfriend.
Jeff: Dude did you fuck Kayla?
John: Hell yeah, I gave that bitch a stone cold stunner.
by insane_yeti131313 November 10, 2006
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stone temple pilots

A great rock band in the face of Justin Timberlake look-alikes that ceases to exist because of drug charges.

Many of their songs feature a signature "pause" 3/4th's of the way through the song that seems like an ending. Most of their music is slow but is in no way boring.
by PW August 8, 2003
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Stonegate: From 90 to 91

An independant film released in 2001. There were manyt sayings and lines in the movie that have been repeated, but most people don't know where they came from.
"Whoa, trigger. back the truck up"

"Would you like to see my fish tank?"

"Hoser, let's have a trazadone war.
by Sammy Patrick January 15, 2005
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