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Natal Shart

The South African Province of Natal is highly renowned for it's curries of phenominal heat, flavour and spice content.

The Natal Shart is a shart done after consuming a considerable quantity of this Durban delicacy.

It has the consistency of weak tea and is oft accompanied by a savage burn and possible rawness of the sphincter.
"After I ate that terrible curry, I did several agonising Natal Sharts."
by Alfiecake July 14, 2009
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Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010
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Flow-Shart

n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating
Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!

Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!
by Bartholomewtwo March 20, 2014
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Trey Sartorius is a boy who lies about his identity and age. He is also friends with the call Dani Cohn who also lies about her age and is forced to dress inappropriately.
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