Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

Reead

Reead is someone you would want in your life no matter what. He has a heart of gold and good personality.He’s cracks corny jokes all the time but they’re always good jokes. He’s loyal to his friends and family and loves them very much. He would always keep a secret for you and listen to you when you need to rant. He’s hardworking and will be successful in the near future. He also has a good taste in style.

Is that Reead?
Yes it is

by 1800fuckyourself May 25, 2020

Readvinalndsaga

mf who never misses 😹🙏 and gets all the girls

Have you ever seen readvinalndsaga miss?

hell nah

by amazingworldofgykball May 23, 2021

Ready up boys

The phrase “ready up boys” was a phrase used partucally fron 2017-2019 when the game called fortnite was growing in popularity.

Fortnite slowly died and all the 12 year olds converted to playing with their willies or playing nba2k.

Both gaming communities get absolutely no pussy and play all day until they are as wet as their mom on a Tuesday ashen their stepdad who beats them comes around.

Amen

Wow “ready up boys” before my step dad comes

by Bigoldad November 27, 2021

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.

So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."

by arf79 July 10, 2011

Coffin Ready

Wearing too much makeup, like a corpse in a coffin all made up for their final showing

Man, Sheila is coffin ready

Yeah, she needs to tone it down some

by saulstl August 9, 2013