The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.

The Patrick Bateman by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021

Saint Patrick's Day

A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

Bill Lumbergh: "Yeah, and I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, so if you'd like to, you can go ahead and come to work...uh...shit-faced. Yeah, that'd be greeaat."

Saint Patrick's Day by Nick D March 18, 2004

Neil Patrick Harris 

God

Neil Patrick Harris knows all.

Neil Patrick Harris by CrimsonKitty May 13, 2009

justin ryan rishi patrick

a fucking gay faggot bitch nigga. PR manager of the S^3. Has 0 confirmed kills but every mission planned by him has ended in overwhelming success. Supported by General Allahoodini and Lieutenant Ghey to move up faster through the ranks and is now in the top tiers of management in the S^3, controlling ISIS, the pink dot army, and many more. His bounty has also risen to $10000000000000000, the highest bounty for a terrorist in the world so far, thus making him the first of the S^3 to be recorded in the guinness world record.

ISIS member: Oh shit is that justin ryan rishi patrick?? * runs up to get autograph*

What was that amazing quote by justin ryan rishi patrick again? Oh yeah, " Everyone is gay, but not every gay is a one."

justin ryan rishi patrick by General Allahoodini January 19, 2018

Stinky Patrick 

The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face. Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh.

"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"

Stinky Patrick by Dr. Clitz March 15, 2009

the patrick star 

The patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. Basically you are having sex with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. It is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever snatch.

Friend 1:"Did you here about Jeff?"
Friend 2 :"No man, what happened."
Friend 1: "Dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!"
Friend 2: "He is a god among men."

the patrick star by Red Rooster Ln January 28, 2016

Danica Patrick 

A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?

Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”

Danica Patrick by Lug1a October 11, 2019