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Season Opener 

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.
Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."
Season Opener by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014
when something is OP, (overpowered) it is referred by as openis.
That diamond sword has a lot of openis
openis by F3se5 June 1, 2018

Leg opener 

A dude that’s so hot that you’d bang him in a second.
Omg he’s such a leg opener
Leg opener by Misslinds April 6, 2021

Turkish Eye Opener 

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
Turkish Eye Opener by Marty D January 3, 2007

Opened the ham 

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.
Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?
Opened the ham by Beardross January 17, 2008

opened up 

Gaming: When an initial hit/confirm is landed, presumably leading to damage .Prominent in the fighting game community or any games that would involve combat.
He was scared of the overhead so he blocked high and got opened up low
opened up by Quizan August 18, 2016