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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
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bust open

Something AJ doesn't need to do.
Fuck you snail, I'm not going to bust open
by ajkohen1008 September 28, 2021
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Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.
Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?
by Brobin101 December 4, 2018
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open dart surgery

The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.

Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
by pojke June 4, 2022
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?
by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022
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