Nobitrod

A Nobitrod is somebody who cheats at Scrabble by making up words. Invented by Major Jono T. Nobitrod in 2005, because he's a douche.

w00t! I got Nobitrod on a triple word score! Suck my balls!

by Geekboy December 13, 2008

Nobarse

An expression usually used when a moment of understanding is reached. Barse is a derivative from this word and is also commonly used in the same instances.

Oh, now I get it. Nobarse.

by Eugene Jenkins May 15, 2009

Noble Truce

A Truce between good and evil generally written in books.

Lets make sure this Noble Truce lasts for centuries to come.

by Noble_Truce October 1, 2009

NobberJockey

Someone who rides a Knob (Penis). Metaphorically, or Literally. When all else fails, use this word.

John: Seriously dude, i'm just like the best goalie ever, no?
Mark: John....you're such a nobberjockey.

by NobberJockey June 1, 2010

nobtap

A genial expression of close affilliation best expressed by unexpectedly tapping a friend, relative or associate in the genital region, with the back of one's hand usually with the intent of causing mild discomfort or pain. This can escalate over a period of time into a situation in which the nobtap may be performed at the most inconvenient or inopportune moment, with the intention of causing maximum embarassment. The response (or rather lack of one) from the tappee might be insinuated as reflecting the prowess or endurance of the recipient, causing even greater anxiety for the tapper in the form of events yet to come.

That little fuck Simon nobtapped me in the jewels when I was on the phone, really made my eyes water. I'd have twatted him right back but I fear that he enjoys any form of bodily contact, no matter how perverse.....

by The Poison Dwarf July 13, 2010

Nobblies

Undesirable things or people.

Peas and cauliflower are a bunch of nobblies.

by JerryArr July 19, 2012

nobesity

Pretty much the opposite of obesity. Nobesity is the inablity to gain weight, no matter how much the individual eats and/or works out. Sometimes, weight loss may occur.

Tom: Hey, man, how much do you weigh?

John: 125 pounds! (56.7 kilograms)

Tom: That's weird, weren't you 135 pounds (61.2kg) last week?

John: Yeah man, I think it's nobesity.

by TheRealSquanto February 5, 2014