needy

in gypsy slang this means gypsy

can u puka needy
(can u talk gypsy)

by lilpikeygirl May 17, 2005

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

needle dick

an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle

bob has a pointy needle dick

by DAR May 1, 2003

needle

noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:

"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"

OR

"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"

Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)

Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."

by Ja-' Chri-' UK July 30, 2008

needle

Sticking your dong where it don't belong.

Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.

by Dontavius December 12, 2004

need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Need-to-Be

A Punk ass trick that needs to get their ass kicked for saying or doing something dumb (e.g., Hoish).

Everyone has a "Need-to-Be" friend that always has something retarded to say or acts like a little bitch.

by Meretrix, Inc. March 6, 2007