Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022

Ides of March

The middle of the month, March, specifically March 15. To summarize, this is the day Julius Caesar died, who was assassinated by his friends. Supposedly, Julius' friends thought he gained too much power, so they stabbed him 23 times.

Fortune Teller: Julius, beware...BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

Julius Caesar: lmao ok bro

by CoolAlien March 15, 2022

Mr. Men March

During the whole month of March, men with small penises (under 4 inches) cannot nut, in respect of their hero, Mr. Men.

Person 1: Get ready for Mr. Men March!
Person 2: Ooohh, I love Keshav and all, but this is a hard challenge!

by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

boston marathon

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.

"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."

by Robosalt December 9, 2008

March 8

March 8 is when a beautiful girl was born she is really sweet,generous and loved :)

Josh: Tomorrow is March 8
Isabella: omg it’s the best day on earth

by Jeanne Monnier November 2, 2019

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

marathon masturbation

When one repeatedly masturbates with both arms until they both give out.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't feel my arms!
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 3: Marathon Masturbation!

by c_monnen February 9, 2014