Jerk Off June

Jerk Off June is where you must masturbate as many times as possible every day in June.

There are only 2 rules which are:

-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught

"Wagwan blud, you taking part in Jerk Off June?"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"

by Wagwan Bluuuud May 23, 2019

Squirt N Jerk

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009

Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009

jerking your chain

To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves

Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.

by Infohiker December 30, 2006

Jerk from memory

To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.

Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!

by haz-devil July 20, 2010

Knee jerk liberal

a person of strong liberal convictions who reacts predictably and emotionally to certain events.

Did you see how he reacted?He must be a knee jerk liberal.

by NyloxGYTLOL June 13, 2021

G. I. Jerk

An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.

A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger

A soldier of misfortune.

Your boss.

A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE

Your dad!

G. I. Jerk

The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!

by Kevin Anness December 9, 2008