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Harvesting Haploids

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes
Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.
by RM 3435 September 22, 2010
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true happiness

Only experienced once in your life and will be remembered. The only way you can find true happiness is to believe its their; it just take time to find it. Sometimes its worth the wait.
"Do you see that girl over their in the corner? She's gleaming with True Happiness."
by Linkerets August 1, 2012
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Dude What Would Happen

A pretty bad ripoff of, "Mythbusters" shown on Cartoon Network.

Due to the fact that Dude What Would Happen appeals to 10 year old boys, Cartoon Network generates good popularity for it.
"I love that show Dude What Would Happen, it rocks!"

"Are you 10 man?"
by SeventhSandwich[BL] June 10, 2010
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Haps in da hood

What's going on in the neighborhood
Jim: Hey Mary whats the Haps in da hood

Mary: Little D got capped up in tha hood last week
by Wishful Thinking October 7, 2005
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click-happy

Going crazy with the mouse cause your PC doesn't respond fast enough to your liking causing:

a)the PC to be even slower
b)opening a thousand applications
c)moving folders and files to god knows where

(a common mistake amongst not-so-PC-literate users)

derived from the word trigger-happy
Getting click-happy aint gonna make your PC speed up.
by auroraborealis February 10, 2006
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happy birthgay

Happy Birthgay is an expression which commemorates someone's anniversary. It can be used as follows:

a) a modified version for wishing happy birthday to an openly gay friend;

b) in order to tease someone you assume is gay but has not come out yet; the objective here being simply to check the person's reaction. Should he/she feel attacked, one can always claim it was a typo;

c) in order to actually celebrate the annual coming out of a gay person.
Fred: Man, yesterday's party at Alex was wild, and I mean W-I-L-D! I just can say: "Happy Birthgay, Alex"!

Marc: Yeah man, I feel you, birthgays are always like that! Often it takes'em a while, but once they come out: watch out!
by Fobson May 4, 2009
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Lizard-happy

That special kind of happy unique to how a lizard feels when they find that one special rock to go sunning on.
That couple is so in love that they're lizard-happy; they just cuddle all day.
by AmadeusMaxwell February 25, 2010
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