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To save grandma

A ploy used by socialists and communists to get people to stop going to restaurants, bars, and movie theaters. It usually involves a virus such as Coronavirus, and the people who fall for it often have maskomania and hoard toilet paper.
"My friend told me I should stay home and not go out to the movies last night, because 'we need to save grandma, we don't want our grandparents to die of Coronavirus.' He doesn't realize it is just a ploy for communism. If the people telling us to stay home for grandma really cared about old people, they would allow visitors to nursing homes."
by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020
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Grandmaster Flash

possibly the best hip hop DJ that ever existed, pioneer of the scratch, along with the furious 5 have created the most original, creative and possibly most re-worked music ever.
yo man its Flash throwin it back yall
by AquaGen August 27, 2003
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your grandma

Your grandma
by workmakerupper07 June 12, 2010
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grandson

Is a word used to call somebody a goat and certified gangsta and will whoop ass in any means and is the leader of any movement and is never a follower. This name is also used for a person that is gangsta and makes sure that the whole team is fed and has what they need. This name was also given to king von in prison when he was locked up. R.i.p king von you will be missed
That boy is a grandson this man whoop 7niggas asses in the same day
by saysfuck.shit December 12, 2020
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Grandpa Guitar

1.An acoustic guitar or classical guitar.
2.A lute, mandolin, or other medieval era stringed instrument.
3.A guitar played by a man whose child has had a child.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf- "You want us to play the grandpa guitars?!"
by DETHKLOK!!!! January 6, 2009
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Grandma

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)
Oh, your so "Nona"
Nona = Best grandma
by #fall 101 December 20, 2013
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slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.
"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"
by Nicholas D May 23, 2008
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