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finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
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Final card

by Chakame December 11, 2017
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Finals Depression

The feeling of worthlessness, prolonged sadness, and hopelessness that one gets when committing acts that are related to finals. (Studying, taking the final, mentioning finals, hearing about finals.)
The teacher gave us a 100 question final, I’m getting finals depression

“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”
by Depresshen December 15, 2017
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financial health

Not eating all dat so you can get drunk of two beers.
Friend: “Why haven’t you eaten all day?”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
by Djossem010 June 1, 2018
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Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud
Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.
by jondich May 31, 2018
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Final Present

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.
Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"
by Grandsire November 16, 2018
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Fina go

About to leave
by Dre1975 January 9, 2019
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