Exuciation 

{ex-oo-suh-ney-shuhn}

Definition---
When you speculate to perceive feelings that are not really there. –Pertaining to ex-boyfriends/girlfriends.

Example---
I was at the pub one night and felt like I really missed my ex-boyfriend. I couldn’t have though as he was, very literally, a wanker. It must have been an exuciation.

Exuciation by Gwendolenalexia July 31, 2012

Final Exams 

A stupid ass test which you spend all your fucking damn time studying for. They are completely useless as hell and can kiss my ass.

Fuck final exams! They are so fucking pointless!

Final Exams by Rebellereign May 21, 2017

Armchair Expert 

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

Armchair Expert by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

exolution 

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.

What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.

exolution by infomillionaire November 9, 2009

Exergasm 

The moment of achieving a "runner's high" while engaging in physical activity, generally exercise. It is believed that a state of euphoria can be achieved over the course of an otherwise painful and long workout when your body releases endorphins as a result.

I felt terrible when I was running, but then I had an exergasm and the last few miles felt great!

Exergasm by Angdraug June 14, 2021

Exploding Horse 

To be sexy as fuck.

"Damn, you’re really being an Exploding Horse right now!"

"Your mom is such an Exploding Horse."

Exploding Horse by SubscribeToPeternity March 8, 2023

Last Exam Syndrome 

A worldwide student condition that makes one completely unmotivated and unproductive in the time leading up to and during one's final exam. Procrastination reaches unchartable levels and everything except actual studying is done. During the exam writing tends to be rambling and illegible and 95% of cases leave their exam early, even if what they have written isn't up to usual standard/they've written too little for good marks.

"Dude! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Exam Syndrome."

Last Exam Syndrome by Desastre November 19, 2013