Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.
Not to be
confused with the despericorn, a mythical
creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your
sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.
The
barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night
almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last
call & I was filled with desperascorn.