A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.
"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"
"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"
"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"
"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"
"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"
by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007
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Get the Batty Cruncher mug.Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.
Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?
Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?
Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?
Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
by Juice Rubix October 19, 2009
Get the Apple Orchard Crunch mug.The Colgate Ab-Crunch is the act of perching one's self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one's upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. The strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
Example:
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
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