cyber cheating

When you are having an internet voice conversation with someone, and they keep coming in and out of it. They have the audacity to say you have a 'bad connection'. In fact, they are cheating on you on the other line.

Sandra to Dave: Yeah, so I was at the mall and... -disconnects-
(Dave skypes Marina)
Dave to Marina: Hey baby, how you doin'?
Marina to Dave: Super, let's go to a movie... -disconnects-
(Dave skypes Sandra)
Dave to Sandra: Oh, sorry, your connection sucks. So, you were saying?

This my friends, is an example of cyber cheating.
Aghhh...What a cyber cheater!

by Lola Ann December 13, 2005

creasing

Creasing is the sexual act of sliding one's penis in between the ass crack of another individual

"He, what would you do if you if that fat girl over there asked if you wanted to do some creasing later?"
"Dude, that's really messed up."
"No, but really, what would you do?"

by locke76 November 15, 2013

Creation

Simply the idea that God created the universe and it doesn't necessarily relate to creationism or the evolution theory. The idea of a creator has firm roots in logic, deductive reasoning, the scientific principle of causality and just general common sense because nothing can't do something.

Creation of the universe by a god is what most educated people believe. Atheist idiots however believe blindly in something from nothing (which is illogical) and the evidenceless hypothesis of abiogenesis which proposes that life arose from non-life but this is rejected by most people with education in science.

Atheism is bullshit.

by Skialian January 9, 2014

creatine

A substance that 'muscle-mags' promote over and over again to scam you out of your hard earned cash. All it does for you is add 1-2 seconds of extra energy to your muscles - it does not build muscle for you. Wake up.

I gain muscle through hard work, not creatine.

by killall December 28, 2005

Grey with creamium

To get hit so hard in the the face that you are knocked the fuck out, to the degree that your body stiffens and your skin pales to a sickly grey.

"Damn! he took it grey with creamium"

Nate quarry vs rich franklin, UFC

Tank abbot vs David Matoa, UFC

by Damian Curtis September 30, 2007

Creamin it Manhattan Style

recieving blunt force directed towards the testes while experiancing ejaculation, an eruption of blood fires (similar Manhattan-style Clam Chowder).

Edward was having intercourse with one of his cousins, when Dave came up from behind and kicked him in the genitals. Blood flew every. He was creamin it manhattan style

by Dave and Dick November 6, 2003

Gods Greatest Creation

Tom Fletcher

Talented, Awesome guy.

by Natalie Smith (Natz) January 29, 2004