Captain Clank 

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

Captain Clank by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Rockin Canks

A term that a man may use when he is bragging about sleeping with a female who has Cankles, or really fat ankles

Man I was rockin canks last night!! I hoisted this fatty's cankles way over my head and rammed the shit out of her blubber.

Rockin Canks by TerribleTarans January 8, 2008

The clank

The robotic form of Gonorrhea

I would totally fuck all the robotic characters from fallout 4, but I'm afraid I'll get the " the clank"

The clank by Peptide October 12, 2017

cackling cankle 

A big girl that laughs so much her cankles jiggle

That cackling cankle got on my nerves when she wouldn't stop smacking her gum

cackling cankle by Big Anny May 14, 2019

Bowl clanker 

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.

"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"

Bowl clanker by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Circle Chank 

The circle choke-wank (or chank) is when a group of men stand in a circle, wank off the person on the right with their right hand, and choke the person on the left with their left hand.

“Who needs a relationship with a woman, when I can circle chank with my bros.”

“Ever since my boyfriend started circle chanking with his friends, I’ve found it really hard to satisfy him.”

Circle Chank by generic male 68.5 January 6, 2021

Clank Wank 

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.

Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.

Clank Wank by Jnda88 August 16, 2016