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bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.

cunty bumpkin 

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.
"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"
cunty bumpkin by ClownBoy June 21, 2006

blumkin backsplash 

What happens when you are getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit and the shit falls into the toilet causing the one doing the blowing to get a face full of shit water.
Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.
blumkin backsplash by blumkinKing January 14, 2009

blumpkina 

When a woman recieves cunnilingus whilst defecating. The Blumpkina is far more taboo than the Blumpkin because of the proximity of the cunnilinguist to the defecation in progress. It is very possible to get a condition known as Brown Chin Syndrome this way.
My girlfriend really loves a blumpkina in the morning, but I had to stop giving them after I got Brown Chin .
blumpkina by Krazy Akmed July 3, 2006

Blumping 

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.
e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant
Blumping by KNDO May 30, 2009

Blumkinini 

Eating a plate of pasta and taking a massive shit while getting a blowjob courtesy of your male or female partner.
Yeah my bitch gave me a blumkinini last night. The pasta was great but she bit my dick on accident.
Blumkinini by Master Kuay October 21, 2010