blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

Behumpus

Buttocks, Bottom, Ass (USA), Arse (UK and Commonwealth), Posterior, Rear end, etc. Usually referring to a big or fat bottom.

Mostly North American usage but deserving wider currency.

I watched him saunter away, all the while chowing down the need to give him a good swift kick on the behumpus.

by BonoboBoy May 9, 2011

Behumpus

Buttocks, Bottom, Ass (USA), Arse (UK and Commonwealth), Posterior, Rear end, etc. Usually referring to a big or fat bottom.

Mostly North American usage but deserving wider currency.

I watched him saunter away, all the while chowing down the need to give him a good swift kick on the behumpus.

by BonoboBoy April 30, 2011

Blumpkininer

The act of two people taking a dump simultaneously whilst performing fellatio upon each other. Blumpkin + 69er = Blumpkininer.

They blumpkininered each other to satisfaction

by The Stobster March 8, 2014

Blumpkie Spliche

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

by Bruvther September 16, 2016

Blumpkin

The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.

by mrcarter044 December 4, 2016

Blump

A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Dude I hate that kid, he's such a Blump.

by Geezy_G December 11, 2016