Definitions by BonoboBoy

Dutch day off 

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

Dutch day off by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

Behumpus 

Buttocks, Bottom, Ass (USA), Arse (UK and Commonwealth), Posterior, Rear end, etc. Usually referring to a big or fat bottom.

Mostly North American usage but deserving wider currency.

I watched him saunter away, all the while chowing down the need to give him a good swift kick on the behumpus.

Behumpus by BonoboBoy May 9, 2011

Behumpus 

Buttocks, Bottom, Ass (USA), Arse (UK and Commonwealth), Posterior, Rear end, etc. Usually referring to a big or fat bottom.

Mostly North American usage but deserving wider currency.

I watched him saunter away, all the while chowing down the need to give him a good swift kick on the behumpus.

Behumpus by BonoboBoy April 30, 2011