Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.
Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!
by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011
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Behumpus

Buttocks, Bottom, Ass (USA), Arse (UK and Commonwealth), Posterior, Rear end, etc. Usually referring to a big or fat bottom.

Mostly North American usage but deserving wider currency.
I watched him saunter away, all the while chowing down the need to give him a good swift kick on the behumpus.
by BonoboBoy April 12, 2011
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Behumpus

Buttocks, Bottom, Ass (USA), Arse (UK and Commonwealth), Posterior, Rear end, etc. Usually referring to a big or fat bottom.

Mostly North American usage but deserving wider currency.
I watched him saunter away, all the while chowing down the need to give him a good swift kick on the behumpus.
by BonoboBoy April 12, 2011
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