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dry bath

the act of cleaning onesself using only paper or other dry materials, avoiding any contact with water and soap, dry bathing rarely occurs, but its been known to happen in certain places in winnipeg. originated in 2004 and its unnamed inventor still swears by this technique today.
you smell is toxic, have you been dry bathing again?
don't be so cheap and just use water and soap instead of taking a dry bath.
you reek of uncleanliness, have you been playing too much cs, and been taking dry baths once a month.
by jeenyus April 5, 2005
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Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.
After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.
by Jonskipop March 20, 2010
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Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.
Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.
by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015
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polish bubble bath

Also known as a Mexican bubble bath, farting into your bath to make bubbles.
I was sitting on the shitter talking to my girl when she let loose in the tub and made a Polish bubble bath
by T_B_J October 8, 2019
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Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.
"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."
by Victor Gray March 17, 2010
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Bath Cardinals

the Bath Cardinals are an elite american football team, so "Bath Cardinals" is a word for when there is something elite.
damn that pass was so elite

or.....

damn that pass was so Bath Cardinals
by MG99 July 29, 2004
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Bird Bath

Successfully executed by urinating in a females mouth. She then holds the urine in her mouth and gargles with your balls now in the oral jacuzzi.
I was feeling totally stressed out and the dumpy chick nextdoor gave my balls a bird bath and the stress just melted away
by jerry yaron December 30, 2008
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