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You fuckin ashley?

"an insider between @likei8nttorrin and @leannevi" to completely throw someone off when they say something stupid.
them: "So I took the gold and ran"
you: "You fuckin Ashley?"
them: "what??"
you: "EXACTLY!"
by leannevi December 8, 2010
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ashley young

A guy or girl who is a blatant cheat.
"I told him I was going to the gym, but had a workout with Steve instead."
"Your such an Ashley Young."

"I was a bit of an Ashley Young when I was younger, always bunking school."
by theonlymojo November 5, 2013
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Ashley

Self-centered. Rarely cares about anyone's feelings but her own. Frivolous with money. Spends money on her own vanity while her debts go unpaid and her dependents lack necessities.
Ashley: I'm sick and tired of my feelings being hurt.

Witness: Why should you care if you know what the truth is?

Ashley: Because MY feelings are the only ones that matter.
by Theblindside71 November 23, 2011
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Ashley

A closet freak whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Ashleys like to emphasize text messages by adding as many ; as possible

An Ashley is a horrible joke teller and often kills jokes. Most Ashley's are asians and have huge dino toes. Ashleys often have braces until the are 52
How are you feeling today Ashley?

Hmm I dont know kind of horny
by HKblindlova24 November 26, 2010
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The ashley is a sexual practice, much in the way of the dirty sanchez or the cleveland steamer and is defined thusly:

When a guy cums on the back of his girl's head/hair and then does her hair up in a french braid so that the cum dries and hardens so much that she has to cut her hair off.
Brian TOTALLY gave his girl an Ashley last week - she's so pissed she had to spend $200 on a haircut
by T e r e n c e September 1, 2008
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Ashley

A nasty slut who works at local strip clubs, hoping to find a "babydaddy" for her three crack and/or meth babies. Once she finds him, she'll get pregnant with his child to keep him around/get child support money to pay for her drug addiction. Can often be spotted wearing leopard print, and 8-inch stilettos.
His ex-girlfriend became an Ashley after he left her for her little sister.
by pomeleo December 17, 2008
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this is always a sluts name. watchh out for your boyfriends because she definitely loves dick. don't trust her at your friend.
do you want to be like ashley and get aids???
by someone special. :) October 22, 2009
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