tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by mangus May 26, 2004

angry tits

A woman with giant pancake nipples.

That broad had some angry tits! The nipples were big enough to be their own breasts.

by Alfred April 18, 2005

XXL-TIT

a tit that is so huge and enormus that they dont fit in any clothing

:her tits are huge
:yea i'm guessing that their XXL-TIT sized
:yea they can't even be covered by her biggest shirt
:you got that right

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

sugar tits

Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand

I love your sugar tits, they fit my hands like gloves!

by the $cuN>| January 4, 2007

Vinegar Tits

Derogatory term for a female that is miserable, bitchy, hates everyone, hasn't had sex in years etc. Such as a headteacher/principle at school for example.

I got caught skipping school last week and old vinegar tits has given me another detention.

by Cooked Sock April 21, 2010

tit earmuffs

A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.

Tit earmuffs are comfortable

by Donkey Kong Song December 25, 2003