Guy 1: what was that moaning i heard in your room earlier
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog
by starry da great January 24, 2025
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by currypowder42 January 27, 2025
Get the Indian rock gooning mug.(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.
Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
by MincinMan January 31, 2025
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Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
by Steve DeCicco January 24, 2026
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(you)yooo bae wana Gatorade rocket
(bae) sure but it has to be glacier freeze i dont like the other flavors
(bae) sure but it has to be glacier freeze i dont like the other flavors
by the unknown bevrage man February 11, 2026
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or a sex invovling your balls being crushed by your partners jaw or a nut cracker
or a sex invovling your balls being crushed by your partners jaw or a nut cracker
by name buster February 16, 2026
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