water buffalo 

a term for a disliked university adminsitrator. A reference to Larry Moneta of Duke University (formerly University of Pennsylvania) who was an administrator involved with bringing disciplinary action against a student who called a group of students a 'bunch of water buffaloes.'

That guy is so useless, he's such a waste, what a water buffalo.

water buffalo by dukepiemafia May 4, 2007

Water Hobo 

A hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna camp on the beach and become a water hobo!"

Water Hobo by A person wearing pink pants! March 31, 2009

Water legs 

The massive retention of water in the legs due to various health issues. Also known to be caused by mental stress brought on by divorce, and specifically, divorce resulting from your spouses new found lesbianism.

Ryan: "Your legs are massive and look as though they are full of water."

Justin: "Don't make fun of me...I'm all fucked up. My wife is a lesbian and now I have water legs."

Ryan: "You make me want to vomit!"

Water legs by BlackPanther January 14, 2013

Water fucker

When you have sex on water

I just had good water fucker

Water fucker by Will is the greatest March 22, 2017

water balloon 

When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".

I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!

water balloon by mmmossy November 3, 2007

water bondage 

(VerB!!!!) - The act of tieing someone to a rail, spraying them with a fire hose and making them either nut all over the place, or fill their vagina so full of water that it comes out through their nipples and ears. Since the water is so forceful, the male actually cums on himself.

"I sprayed jesus with a hose for water bondage pleasure and he cummed in his own face. Take that religious anal-sex man1!!!1one"

water bondage by T.J. March 14, 2005

Water Wing 

(Noun) A sexual maneuver in which the male slides his cock between a female's tits; usually performed in a pool during a night of skinny dipping.

(Verb) The use of tits as a flotation device for the male genitalia. Or, as it is more commonly referred to, the act of receiving a tit job while in a pool. Usually follows a night of drunken skinny dipping.

While attempting to water wing the hoe, the man loudly exclaimed, "Stop spreading my ass!".

The lifeguard informed the nude swimmers that water winging should never be attempted in water at a depth greater than the height of the female partner.

Water Wing by Fortunate Deviant July 29, 2009