John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.

"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

John Teacher

A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.

"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

Arabic teacher

Teachers who teach Arabic yet fail miserably (they also have VERY broken English)

Arabic teacher: so Al Forus when go sleep also al bait house.
students: Yeah that's our Arabic teacher

by Hey yall its Addison Rae November 8, 2020

dishwasher teacher

the teacher who yells at you for puting random stuff in the dishwasher during food technology

Dillon: bruh i just got yelled by the teacher
Jeffrey: which teacher?
Dillon: The dishwasher teacher

by derpythincow March 18, 2021

PE teacher

Reference to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, manchester united manager.

Ole's a PE teacher, he doesn't have tactics just vibes

by John316, guy from Twitter April 13, 2021

English teacher

A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.

"Read the text and make a summary in 50 paragraphs" - A rdm English teacher

by Laynad00 May 3, 2021