Tareq Salahi

1.The name of some fat asshole that snuck into the white house with his bony white bitch wife.

2. A tacky ass name that I'm fucking sick of seeing and hearing.

1. Tareq Salahi A fat poser asshole, 2. Someone that should have been shot or detained for sneaking into the presidential mansion.

by Call me Lucifer December 6, 2009

Noodle salad

A bunch of guys putting their flaccid dicks in a chick's mouth at the same time.

Laiynie said she was excited to go out and eat noodle salad for dinner.

by FellatioLobos April 19, 2016

Kale Salad

A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.

Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!

by BigNasty420 May 7, 2018

hot fudge salad

This is when you're the recipient of a tossed salad and during the act you accidentaly shart.

Dude! I gave your little sister a hot fudge salad last night while your mom watched! BOOYAH!

by jeepzilla August 17, 2004

Ten Dick Salad

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.

Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.

by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.

Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.

by IceCreamFucker February 4, 2010

Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........

by Mac April 16, 2004