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retahded 

An adjective commonly used in Toronto Canada's east end to describe a female as extremely good-looking. The phrase, originally known as "retarded-hot", was created to differentiate between a girl who was merely attractive, to one who was "ridiculously good-looking". After a few months the word "hot" was dropped and it is speculated the pronunciation of "retarded" was changed due to the originators of this term being big Saturday Night Live fans.
"Hey Jordo, tell me about that chick you met last night, was she hot?"

"She's retahded"
retahded by D-Roach April 18, 2008

Retarted Pinky Syndrome 

When you're playing Guitar Hero and your pinky is so retarted that it won't press the blue or orange buttons.
I just failed the song.

Why?

My Retarted Pinky Syndrome is acting up.

retardedfucktard 

a retardedfucktard is someone who is retarded
yet at the same time a complete fucktard.

it is also a really good way of insulting someone when you are wanting to confuse the hell outa them at the same time

insult womanisers with it!
one huge retardedfucktard is miles

so if i wanted to insult and confuse miles i would say:

me: miles you retardedfucktard
miles: huh?!?!?!?! :'[

grimey retarted

so hood to the piont where you dont care about any thing,including the way you dress,but u still have respect
wearing your clothes backwards,waling around with tissue in your nose is definitly grimey retarted
grimey retarted by themilitiabuffalo February 12, 2008

da gay fat retardeds 

Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.
my penis itches like courtney love's vagina. (ewww)

retardeder 

shut up, you're SO retardeder than me!
retardeder by someone January 12, 2005