Definitions by D-Roach
An acronym for "Jeter-Pussy". JP is the highest level of physical-attractiveness that a woman can reach. Technically speaking, JP is 2 levels higher than that of the much-coveted "Perfect 10" status. This term is in reference to All-Star Baseball player Derek Jeter, and his laundry-list of ridiculously hot sexual conquests.
"Dude, I heard you met a BOMB chick last night. On a scale of 1 to JP, how hot was she?"
"JP"
"DAAAAAAMN!!!"
"JP"
"DAAAAAAMN!!!"
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An adjective commonly used in Toronto Canada's east end to describe a female as extremely good-looking. The phrase, originally known as "retarded-hot", was created to differentiate between a girl who was merely attractive, to one who was "ridiculously good-looking". After a few months the word "hot" was dropped and it is speculated the pronunciation of "retarded" was changed due to the originators of this term being big Saturday Night Live fans.