Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.

Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022

Mistyhank

A typo that your friend insisted should be a word

I mistyhank Ms. Morcovian for giving me intel on that joke.

by JDM'sAreShitBoxes666999 October 1, 2022

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

Mystea

Name for people who are under 5 feet

Hey, Mystea. How's the weather down there?

by Pogi November 4, 2022

MOSTY TOE

MOSTY TOE is only summon at 4:34am

how to

Drink 5 bottles of water
Rub your toes for 5 mins

And sat MOSTY TOE 15 times loud

Mostly sus. MOSTY TOE

by GibbsYT November 12, 2022

Mysterious

Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.

Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

Musty

A type of smell that makes your eyes water, and your nose burn.

You mostly smell this in PE when you forget to put on deodorant

Girl 1: “ooo that bitch smells musty”
Girl 2: “I know right I don’t understand why people like being around her”

by Cardianna12 November 22, 2022