meff mouff

a term originating in the 803 of lancaster south carolina.
it can have one of three meanings.

1, a girl with fucked up teeth

2, a girl whos face is ugly or un appealing

3, a girl who is such a whore she sucks dick all the time

that bitch ryan talking to got straight up meff mouff

(or) you know, dat bitch kay from central? she a meff mouff,
bitch ugly

by dylan lawing April 3, 2008

muff huggin

Shortened and less explicit version of "mother fucking"

"I'm muff huggin tired"
"Give me a muff huggin burger"

by figinater February 16, 2009

diti muff

an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.

omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?

by jimbob February 15, 2003

The Muff

A person with hair that comes out over there ears like earmuffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves muffs or pussy.

Woah look at the muff over there, his muffs are so big. Its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

Oi the muff! the muff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his muffs on.

by filbasman44 January 20, 2009

muff drummer

Tapping a fanny in a rythmic pattern

Girl: Can you muff drum?
Guy: Yeah, I'm a sick muff drummer!

by muffpacker#1 May 30, 2011

furry muff

First spoken by Andrew Goss of Surrey. When said very quickly it can easily be mistaken for "Fair enough". Used to mock people or just to confuse people.

Boy: "Furry muff"
Girl: "..waxed actually"

by leavethisplace July 1, 2003

Muffed up

In a way the same as Muff diving, but all over the place.

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!

by iohnoprngs March 22, 2009