bed junkie

typically when a couple simply lie in bed all day. the couple participate in "cat naps" as the sunlight tends to stream through the windows. brief sentences are often communicated, as well as cuddling, kissing and romantic sex. showers are often taken much later in the evening together, in which following their first meal of the day will usually take place, back in bed.

yeah, i heard they were bed junkies
i just wanna be a bed junkie

by jimmyhustle January 3, 2011

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

by EricCC December 9, 2014

junkball

In baseball, a pitch that is difficult to hit due to movement rather than velocity or power, such as a breaking ball or a knuckleball. A junkball (or "junk-ball" or "junk ball") will often be caught by the catcher in the dirt. It is often just as difficult for hitter to hit, as it is for a catcher to catch. Bill Lee, Pedro Martinez and Tim Wakefield of the Boston Red Sox are known to be junkball pitchers.

A catcher for a junkball pitcher should have a large glove and a quick eye.

by Ted West April 25, 2007

Junkbomb

Junkbombing is the act of taking one's own old, broken, or useless stuff and secretly leaving it at other people's garage sales.

I found the remote to an old television in a box so I secretly junkbombed it.

by jorm May 6, 2011

fuck junkie

Fuck Junkie is a person who cant get enough of sex

justine is a fuck junkie because she wants to fuck everyone

by Liam Kibbey-Newman September 12, 2006

Junkivore

A person who eats only, or mostly, very unhealthy food.

- Last night I was really hungry and I invented deep fried bacon-wrapped donut sandwich.
- You are such a junkivore!

- Honey, if you go groceries, don't forget bacon, fries, sugar, soda, donuts, chips, doritos and ice cream.
- If you keep this junkivore diet, you'll be dead before you hit 60.

- So, how are things with that guy you met online?
- Really bad, he's a junkivore.

- Ewwww I must taste terrible!

by Kitsunegari December 13, 2010

junkie stunt

Something that a junkie would do; A stunt that a junkie would pull, usually something grimy and fucked up (lie, steal, turn tricks for drugs, etc.).

I went to sell this bitch some crack, and she tried to junkie stunt me with these fake-ass $20 bills!
That bitch junkie stunted me! I woke up this morning and my money was gone!
She's just junkie stunting so she can get high.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014