Junkivore 

A person who eats only, or mostly, very unhealthy food.

- Last night I was really hungry and I invented deep fried bacon-wrapped donut sandwich.
- You are such a junkivore!

- Honey, if you go groceries, don't forget bacon, fries, sugar, soda, donuts, chips, doritos and ice cream.
- If you keep this junkivore diet, you'll be dead before you hit 60.

- So, how are things with that guy you met online?
- Really bad, he's a junkivore.

- Ewwww I must taste terrible!

Junkivore by Kitsunegari December 13, 2010

Junkivore 

A junkivore is a person that eats only junk food, like a carnivore only eat meat

Continue to eat as an junkivore, you'll have an heart attack

Junkivore by Any SN February 24, 2019

junkorexic 

someone who's anorexic but eats mostly junk food / takes up their cals per day with junk food

you can still have a low cal intake as a junkorexic, ex:

Bag of chips (130 calories)
Chocolate bar (200 calories)
Low-cal ice cream (300 calories)
Total: 630 calories

junkorexics focus on quality over quantity

"you can't lose weight if you're junkorexic, the fatty oils and sugars are still there"

"but i thought any type of deficit counts?"

junkorexic by vodka girl May 17, 2022

Robert Downey Juniored 

When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored

"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"

Robert Downey Juniored by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Junkovore 

Someone that eats only junk food, and in very large portions.

Oh my god! That guy ate 10 tubs of ice cream, 20 gallons of slurpee and 50 pounds of nachos for a meal. He has this for every meal. He must be a junkovore!

Junkovore by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012

juniored 

to be juniored is to get owned in an argument, to lose a fight, to get punished for being stupid. i.e. "you just got juniored"

junior juniored jnr

juniored by jnr jnr ward December 15, 2009

Barty Coors Juniored 

This happens when you have a few too many beers at your local bar and are a big fan of the Harry Potter films.

Man, Nick got absolutely Barty Coors Juniored last night at JT's.

Barty Coors Juniored by DrLifePot November 24, 2022