jason bourne fight

A fight so confusing you don't know what is even going on and who is even winning the fight itself.

Josh: I was watching Carl and Tony have a Jason Bourne Fight in the parking lot, and I had no idea what the hell was going on.

by Caladude June 6, 2018

Jason

Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.

I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!

by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018

Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.

That kid is such a Jason

by jason 67579 May 10, 2018

Jason

Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.

Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.

Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆

by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018

Jason

man with cute dad and thic dog

damn that boy looks like jason

by Milo lungen October 16, 2018

Jason

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN

Ohh is that Jason he’s so hot
Jason is so smart

Damm he’s taken I wanted to date him

by Erica costel November 28, 2018

Jason

A guy who frowns when he smiles.

Oh hey its jason, is he smiling or frowing?

by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018