jacked down

When a liquid, height or any sort of amount is dramatically reduced. Typically used in an Xtreme, or passionate manner of speech. In such a manner one might say "jacked up" but since the instance is referring to a lessening of amount "jacked down" is used (ant. jacked up.)(syn.lowered)

Dave: "Dude. M2 Dew Xtreme is some B2W (balls to the wall) shit. I slammed a 2 liter this morning nude surfsailing Satan's Chasm, but now this afternoon my blood sugar is jacked up."

Shane: "So your blood sugar is high then? It should be low."

Dave: "Ya, dude. I meant 'jacked down' (Dave winks at Urban Dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)".

Shane: "Noob."

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Did you see the Governator speak at graduation? He looked so jacked down in person.

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

by The Nunnery November 19, 2009

Jackerbait

Material used to masterbate to, pornography, Underwear catalogs, or for Pedobear a Pre-school year book.

Man that issue of Catholic School Girl Times has some sweet ass Church Chicks in it. It is some nice jackerbait!

by Jimmy-the-Shat December 11, 2010

jacked n tan

Every mans goal for the summer. This usually involves spending at least 2 and a half hours at the beach wearing tanning oil and spending a vast majority of the day at the gym.

I was trying to get jacked n tan last summer but ended up getting cancer.

by hoover50 November 10, 2011

brown jacket

To put on a heavy coat of ones own gas and sit in it.

After his lunch of broccoli florets and ranch dressing, Brad sits in his office in his brown jacket.

Manny can fit us all in his brown jacket after a night of drinking Guinness.

by Zimmy October 24, 2005

Jacey

Jacey: A man crossed between a woman called Tracey and a man called Jason who usually has a feminine voice.

"Hey Steve that man looks part women and has a feminine voie."
"I know Adam he is both part man and women he's half Tracey half Jason he's a Jacey!"

by ACE_SOA October 26, 2012

Flak Jacket

A perk in the Call of Duty series. This perk has only been used in Call of Duty: World at War and Call of Duty: Black Ops. It reduces explosive damage.

Damn, my grenade didn't slaughter that guy because he had Flak Jacket as one of his perks.

by MW2 Freak January 4, 2011