Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.

1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok

by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025

Elonofy

Elonofy (verb): To improve, fix, or transform something with a daring, high-tech, or unconventional approach, often inspired by Elon Musk's style of innovation.

Elonofied (past tense/adjective): The state of having been improved or upgraded in this manner.

Elonofication (noun): The act of elonofying anything.

After watching a documentary on SpaceX, I felt inspired to elonofy my approach to problem-solving."

"I just elonofied my garage into a mini rocket lab—now it's all solar-powered with a 3D printer for parts."

"My wardrobe was elonofied with smart clothing that tracks my health metrics."

“We may see the elonofication of Mars.”

by Cicimau June 29, 2025

Elon is not the creator of AI

I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.

Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

elon

verb

When you hire someone else to say the rascist stuff you are too afraid to say yourself in public.

He totally eloned out when he paid for Grok

by Morgil Azog July 12, 2025

Eloter

Mexican elote dressed penis; penis with mayo, parmesan, and tajin seasoning.

She said she was hungry so I told her to eat my eloter.

by thehuzz July 22, 2025

Elowns

(Noun) An impressively basic bitch clown. One who's noodle soup of idiocracy forgot it's seasoning packet. The great world embarrassment of being caught cheating on a jumbotron and being mocked worldwide. while the entire newly discovered fan base of your wife anxiously awaits your public demise. An embarrassment of a human of mediocre proportions.

I don't cry for elowns.

by Imadethisupforfree July 22, 2025

eloque

not eloquent, because not eloque is eloquent

made up word by nop

thats so chalant and eloque
do you have terminal brain damage
crude? more like eloque

by puppypilled :3 August 11, 2025