Definitions by Pissguy9

Sepultura Haircut 

The Sepultura Haircut is the sexual act of twerking on a soda can while a vacuum sucks you of and a man sprinkles your toes with salt and pepper to step on later.

A: Have you ever heard of the Sepultura Haircut?
B: Dude me and the wife do it all the time!
A: ok thats kinda weird bro..

Sepultura Haircut by Pissguy9 July 7, 2025

Elon Musk Handkerchief 

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.

1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok

Elon Musk Handkerchief by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025

Oklahoma City Baseball Bat 

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.

Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.

Oklahoma City Baseball Bat by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025

Peter Griffin'd 

When you get waterboarded on September 29th.

I got Peter Griffin'd

Peter Griffin'd by Pissguy9 July 4, 2024

Moiled 

A super-erection.

I'm moiled right now.

Moiled by Pissguy9 July 4, 2024